Sunday, January 13, 2013
Rum
That Blatcher’s Rum (excerpted from Fire As She Bears)
Gods made the sugarcane grow where it's hot,
And teetotal abstainers to grow where it’s not,
Let the Sin Boson warn of perdition to come,
We'll drink it, and chance it, so bring on the rum.
Rum Rum, That Blatcher’s Rum,
Will tan your insides and grow hair on your bum,
Let the Blue Dragoon beat on his old empty drum,
Or his waterlogged belly, we'll stick to our rum.
These are men who drink it, hard men indeed,
Men of the pirating old-time hairy-necked breed,
They shave with their axes, they dress in old rags,
They feed on old boots, they sleep on old bags.
Dull care flies away when their voices resound,
And the grass shrivels up when they spit on the ground.
Rum Rum, That Blatcher’s Rum,
Will tan your insides and grow hair on your bum,
Let the Blue Dragoon beat on his old empty drum,
Or his waterlogged belly, we'll stick to our rum.
When they finally die and are sunk in the clay,
Their bodies are pickled and never decay,
On the morning of judgment, when the skies are rolled back,
They'd stroll from their graves up the long golden track,
And their voices would echo throughout Kingdom Come,
As they toast the Archons in That Blatcher’s Rum!
Join Lou Agresta and Greg Vaughan during a live video hangout to talk about Razor Coast and drink Blatcher's Rum on Monday 1/14 10:30pm EST. You're all invited.
It's hosted by http://refreshandreload.com/
Here's the G+ announcement
"Join R&R as we sit down to an unfiltered interview with Razor Coast producer +Lou Agresta and one of our favorite RPG writers Greg A. Vaughn.
Stay tuned to +Refresh & Reload and this event page for our YouTube live feed.
QUESTIONS
Bring your questions to the event because these rum drinking pirates will have all the answers. If you can't make it because you're walking the plank, then email your questions to askus@refreshandreload.com or our twitter feed @AskRandR with #TheRazor"
To participate you can go to their website and see the live youtube feed at 10:30pm on Monday. You can also tweet or email questions.
Hope to see you there!
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